eatingisfab:

imagine life without copy paste

alfred-f-jones:

I have to press his paw down to hit the enter key
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usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

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lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

evolutional:

if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel 

welovelynzway:

"To Heaven I Will Go Unless You Can Stop Me" by Lindsey Way
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trouserweasel:

HE’S GETTING AWAY